MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: Geektech International is now hiring! No experience neccessary…

Written on November 30, 2007 – 4:51 pm | by Jim Stroud |

A HUGE thank you for all the support around my comic strip - “The Recruiting Life.” I also want to give an even bigger thank you to everyone who asked to appear in my comicstrip! That being said, I am VERY pleased to announce that Geektech International is now hiring! Now you have an even better chance of being a Geektech International employee (or consultant). Details are below. Good luck to all…

-Jim

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GEEKTECH INTERNATIONAL IS NOW HIRING! NO EXPERIENCE NECCESSARY

ABOUT GEEKTECH INTERNATIONAL

Geektech International is a make-believe global conglomerate of several technology and manufacturing companies. It is located in Bigg City, USA.

NOW HIRING

Geektech International is now hiring for everything, so much so that job descriptions are not even neccessary. That being said, if you have a marketable skill and a dscernable amount of common sense then chances are you have what it takes to work for Geektech International.

COMPETITIVE SALARY AND BENEFITS

Since Geektech International is an imaginary company, we can afford to pay ridiculous salaries to our software developers and founding partners, while simoultaneously paying next to nothing to our undervalued (but essential) recruiters and administrative staff. (Hey, don’t blame us! Blame the budget.)

Geektech International pays its employees and consultants in Geektech dollars which is about 000000000.01 of the American dollar (USD). We are proud to say that our benefits package is just as compelling.

TO APPLY

* Send a photo via email, a brief description of yourself, the type of work that you do and a reason why Geektech International should hire you. (The funnier or the more interesting the reason, the better.)

* Each applicant will be evaluated by the Geektech International Hiring Committee and if accepted as a Geektech International employee (or consultant), you will be notified via email and soon thereafter appear in “Jim Stroud’s The Recruiting Life” Comicstrip. Once that happens you will have the bragging rights of being a cartoon character, but nothing in addition to that. (What can I tell you? Geektech dollars spend less than “Shrute Bucks” and “Stanley Nickels” combined.)

* All entries should be emailed to jimstroud@jimstroud.com with “I want to work for Geektech” in the subject line.

To motivate any and all applicants, here is a sample of how your comicstrip appearance could look. Good luck!

How to get hired on the job you really want!

This comic is courtesy of:
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